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I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock!
Why pay when you can't get this footling for free Do you handle chickens because you look like you'd be good with cocks Do you have rubbers at your house or should I pull out? Cause I'm about to bend Jehovah and let you witness this dick. First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button.
Give you six to eight inches and make it mildly inconvenient for you to move in the morning. , cause I'm about to make your mouth a daycare If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put my dick in your ass! If I was a robot and you were one too, If I lost a bolt would you give me a screw?
I hope your a plumber, cause you got my pipe leaking. You need something to shut that big mouth of yours! Nuthin could be finer than the taste of your vagina!
You blow me as hard as you can, and I will tell you how drunk you are! Cause yoganna love this dick I like being able to breathe but I wouldn't mind having that ass-thma Hey girl do you wanna dance cos you make my testicals do the macarena Liquor is not the only hard thing around here. " (pull your pockets inside out) "Would you like to?
I'm an asshole, but will that stop me from getting in yours? Walk up to a female and look at her crotch then look at her face back to crotch to face and say "Are you gonna eat that? Are you my Co-Pilot, cause I'ma take you to the cockpit. Lets play circus, first sit on my face i'll guess ur weight and i'll eat the difference Do you like chocolate, cause your gonna choke alot on this dick Are you constipated? How about you get on your knees and smile like a donut! I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot. The word for tonight is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word?
You go kneel right there and I'll throw you my meat. Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken wing?
My dick is like catnip, it'll make a cougar like you go wild. Have this flower before I take yours Your Ass Looks Nice, does it need servicing cause I got a wrench and some screws just for you.
I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back. So, what are the chances of my balls slappin' your ass tonight? Hey since I lifted your spirits, how about you lift up your shirt. You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night. , because icing isn't the only thing I'll be smearing all over face your face tonight. Lets play house..can be the door so I can slam you all I want! I don't mind a little ketchup on the hot dog as long as the bun is tight.
My penis is like a dictonary want me to blow your mind? Some men go around telling women they have an eight inch penis; I'd never shortchange myself like that! only 200 woman went down on the Titanic Do you like Krispy Kreme, cause I'm gonna glaze your donut.